So there's this group on Facebook. It has a list of things by which one could know that one is a "hard-core Catholic." I'm amazed at the amount that don't apply to me. Here are some of the funniest.
-you have a "favorite" religious order
This is kind of funny because mine are the Carmelites and most Americans have no clue who they are.
-whenever anyone says "JPII" in your head you think "We love you"
Um, yeah, I am very fond of you, but I think more: "May perpetual light shine upon him."
-you know that Father Stan could take on Eminem anyday
Um, yeah ....
-you looove the book Captivating and/or Wild at Heart (Even though they were written by non-Catholics)
That caveat should be taken into account here ...
-You can name off all the Joyful, Glorious, Sorrowful, and Luminous mysteries.
That's a nope on that last one ...
-you think Scott Hahn writes the coolest books.
Definitely not ...
-You refer to John Paul II as John Paul the Great
We've already been here ...
-when watching star wars and hear "may the force be with you" you respond with "and also with you"
I think more 'et cum spiritu tuo'
-you arrive at Mass half an hour early to get a good seat and talk to Jesus
Or go to Confession ...
-You associate the smell of incense with major feast days
Or Mass in general ...
-You lie awake at night wondering why the St. Michael Prayer was removed from the end of Mass
Boy would I like to talk to the person who suggested this one!
-People tend you look in your direction in class whenever anything involving religion comes up
Okay now this is true
-You know that some Catholics don't eat meat on Wednesdays or Fridays, even not during Lent.
Another yes! There is hope!
-youve ever thought it would be fun to read the CCC as if it were a novel
Actually, no. I'll take St. Augustine over the CCC any day.
-you instinctively grab the person's hand next to you when it's time to pray
NO!!!!!!!!
-you hug strangers at Mass during the sign of peace
NO!!!!!!!
-you convince your roommate that Jesus loves Him/Her no matter what religion they are
Um ... what is Catholic about this?
-You look at this list and laugh really hard, b/c you know it's so true
Or you cry because of what passes as being Catholic in modern America
-you have at one point had to stop a younger sibling from playing in the holy water font.
Well, if we didn't make them so big now-a-days we wouldn't have this problem ...